toastyfrenchtoast

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

Cheating is NOT a mistake.
If you’re truly in love with someone, you will not be able to kiss someone else without tasting your loved ones tears stain your lips. You will not be able to take your clothes off for someone else without feeling like a field ripped bare to its soil. Cheating is a choice, its a choice you made because you obviously didn’t give a single fuck about your relationship.
(via a-sleeping-perspective)

azaleatovvn:

oh my god, you’ve been pregnant for so long… it seems like a maternity

am I the only one who really likes it when ur holding someone’s hand and they just rub their thumb across yours

Teaching Yebin a lesson (x)

jonwheeler4:

Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat

KYUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

jonwheeler4:

Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat

KYUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

unfortunatesalmon:

sheetmetalsheep:

"No."

"I’m going on an adventure!""No you aren’t, come eat your fruit.""mOOOMMMM"

unfortunatesalmon:

sheetmetalsheep:

"No."

"I’m going on an adventure!"
"No you aren’t, come eat your fruit."
"mOOOMMMM"

10knotes:

Rocky once again trying to convince himself that he is in fact a lap dog.

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10knotes:

Rocky once again trying to convince himself that he is in fact a lap dog.

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog